So it was announced today that Clark Kent has left the Daily Planet to become a full-time blogger. Well, frankly I thought that the Daily Planet had been taken over by a media conglomerate years ago. Surely all that’s left of the offices in Metropolis is the advertising department, and the newsroom has been honed down to a single desk in the editorial offices of … well, I’m sure I don’t have to spell it out for you.
As for Clark. Well I always thought he was that househusband round the corner who has been looking after the kids since mom went back to work after their first. I’m not sure about the blogging, but he’s certainly been on Facebook for as long as I can remember, changing his profile three or four times a day, picking up the kids from crèche, doing the washing, making supper, buying the groceries. Isn’t it obvious? I mean, we’re talking about Superman here, aren’t we?